Overheard in the Office

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This was one of my favorite blogs a couple years ago when I was blogging elsewhere. (The Overheard in the Office blog, that is.) I thought I'd go looking for it and found a web site, as opposed to a blog, had been put up. I don't know if that's the same person and/or source, but it's still a bit funny. I've been thinking for a while that I should share some of these beauties, so here I go! These are quoted from Overheard in the Office.

Perky coworker: Hello! Are you still impressed by my pants?

Uppsala
Sweden



Excited office lady #1: Hey Sandy! Huge baby clothing sale at Macy's today!
Excited office lady #2: Really?
Office guy, under his breath: Kill me.

Melville, New York



This one's X-rated!! Just a warning!!

Developer on phone with admin: Yeah, just add it to the list. The account name is 'consumer', password 'buttfucker'. Thanks.

Chicago, Illinois



And this one is religious! Another warning!

Male sales rep: He's nice. You'll like him. Oh, he's religious, so watch what you say--not that you cuss or anything...
Female sales rep: No, it's cool. I can throw in some baby Jesus references. Whatever.

Irving, Texas



Manager, about co-worker's brother: He really should've started with the mafia at a younger age.

Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts



Employee #1, reading a list of names: Johnson?
Employee #2: I don't have a Johnson.

Columbus, Ohio



Female accountant: I'll work on that when I feel less bitchy.

Saskatoon
Saskatchewan



Office girl #1: She talks about him like he poops gold or something. Wouldn't it be great to poop gold?
Office girl #2: Um, no not really.
Office girl #1: Think about it. It's gold.
Office girl #2: Okay, I guess so. But, I mean, would it still smell?

Charleston, South Carolina



HR boss to intern: I need your screwing skills now!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania



Tech support: Good morning, this is Steve* from technical support. I think that I have got to the problem of your bottom.

Slough
England



Okay, that's it for the day. I hope you enjoyed. I'll try to visit this more often. Have a happy day!